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Chucky Quotes – All Chucky Movies

July 7, 2017


Chucky: Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?

Lady in Elevator: Ugly Doll.
Chucky: F**k you.

Chucky: We’re friends ’til the end, remember?
Andy: This is the end, friend.

Chucky: Good night, asshole.

Karen Barclay: I said talk to me, damn it. Or else I’ll throw you in the fire.
[Chucky comes alive]
Chucky: You stupid bitch! You filthy slut! I’ll teach you to f**k with me!

Chucky: The only person that I let in on the fact that I was still alive was a six-year-old kid. I’m gonna be six years old again. Well, John, it’s been fun, but I gotta go. I have a date with six-year-old boy… and you have a date with death.

Chucky: Hello John. Over here. Hi. It’s me Chucky. What do ya think? The gri gri work? You know, when I came here learning that stuff about how to cheat death, I thought maybe you were pulling my chain. But, not now. Uh, uh. Not now. Only one problem.
John: What?
Chucky: This. I didn’t think anybody could hurt me. But, last night I got shot. And you know something? It hurt. It hurt like a son of a bitch, it even bled! Why is that, John?
John: You’re turning human.
Chucky: [in shock] What?
John: The more time you spend in that body, the more human you become.
Chucky: You mean I have to live out the rest of my life in this body? No f**kin’ way!
[points his finger]
Chucky: You got me into this, you get me out!
John: I can’t do that, Chucky.
Chucky: Why not?
John: Because you’re an abomination. An outrage against nature! You’ve perverted everything I’ve taught you and used it for evil! And you have to be stopped!

Chucky: [screaming] Give me the boy, and I’ll let you live!

Chucky: Hi, I’m Chucky, and I’m your friend till the end. Hidey-ho!


Chucky: [after Karen Barclay’s gun jams after aiming at Chucky] What’s wrong, gun jammed?
[Chucky screams viciously and charges at Karen]



Best Child’s Play 2 Quotes

Chucky: Surprise! Did you miss me Andy? I sure missed you. I told ya. We were gonna be friends to the end. And now, it’s time to play. I’ve got a new game sport. It’s called Hide the Soul. And guess what? You’re it! Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg –
[notices Kyle sneaking through the window]
Chucky: . This isn’t over you little shit. I’m not gonna spend the rest of my life as a platic freak. Next time your alone – your mine!

Chucky: [slams door behind Kyle and corners Andy] Okay, sport. We’re gonna have a little game of Chucky Says. Chucky says move your ass. Snap out of it! Ya act like ya never seen a dead body before!

Chucky: [while being stuck on an assembly line leading to the machine that destroys unwanted Good Guy dolls] ANDY! PLEASE! I was only playing around here!
[Kyle smirks and gives Chucky the middle finger]

Chucky: [Approaches the teacher out of the closet with a long ruler] You’ve been veeeerrry naughty, Miss Kettlewell!


Best Child’s Play 3 Quotes

Chucky: I got a new game we can play. It’s called “Hide the Soul”. Trust me, you’ll love it.

Chucky: [looking at Andy’s copy of “PlayPen”- an adult magazine] My, how you’ve grown.

Chucky: I got a new body lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it.
Andy Barclay: Tyler.
Chucky: Right. Just think, Chucky’s gonna be a bro.

Chucky: Don’t f**k with the Chuck.

Chucky: Who the f**k are YOU?
Tyler: I thought you Good Guy Dolls only said three sentences.
Chucky: I’m new and improved.

Chucky: Just like the good ol’ days. Nothin’ like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin’.

Chucky: Presto – – you’re dead. It’s definitely YOU.

Chucky: Oh you gotta be f**kin’ kiddin’ me.

Chucky: I’ve gotta get out of this body.

Andy Barclay: We killed you.
Chucky: You know what they say. “You just can’t keep a Good Guy down.”

Chucky: [whispers] Andy!
Andy Barclay: [Scares and wakes up Shelton]
Shelton: What the f**k?
Chucky: [Runs away]
Andy Barclay: No, stop!
Shelton: What the f**k you’re doing in my room, Barclay?
[Looks for Chucky]
Andy Barclay: You wouldn’t believe me!
Shelton: Where’s the doll? Where’s the F**KING doll? You took it, didn’t you?
Andy Barclay: NO!

Chucky: Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly olly oxen free. Get out here you little son of a bitch.

Chucky: [searching for Andy on the internet] Come on, Andy. Where are you, you little shit?

Sgt. Botnick: A haircut ain’t regulation, soldier.
Chucky: Regulate this
[slits the barber’s throat]

Chucky: Time to play!

Tyler: Barclay *was* right. You’re not a good guy.
Chucky: [laughs] Sorry, kid, you got me. I’m bad.

Chucky: Hi, soldier!
[flips Shelton off, and laughs maniacally]
Shelton: [smiles] F**k me.

Chucky: [Watching enviously as Andy shares a passionate kiss with Kristen DeSilva] Damn, I gotta get out of this body.

Chucky: A good soldier, is always prepared Tyler.
[brandishes a Bowie knife]


Best Bride of Chucky Quotes

Chucky: What would Martha Stewart say?
Tiffany: F**k Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! Here I am, slaving a way over a hot stove, making cookies… making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn’t appreciate me! For a man that can’t even wash one f**king dish! For a man who isn’t even a man at all where it counts, if you get my drift! -to Jade- Take it from me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
Chucky: I didn’t hear her complaining last night. Any guy would need a hunk of plastic, probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?

Chucky: Go ahead and shoot! I’ll be back! I ALWAYS come back!… But dying is such a bitch!

Tiffany: Have you got a rubber?
Chucky: Have I got a rubber? Tiff, look at me. I’m ALL rubber.
Tiffany: That’s right… wait, I thought you were plastic?
Chucky: Tiff… kiss me
Tiffany: Ok.

Chucky: I give them six months, three if she gains weight.

Jesse: How’d you end up like this?
Tiffany: It’s a long story.
Chucky: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.

Chucky: Face it, Tiff. You need me, otherwise you’re stuck like this for good.
Tiffany: [Reading the book on “Voodoo For Dummies”] I don’t need you, I’ll look it up myself.
Chucky: Oh, go ahead. Chapter six. Page two-seventeen.
Tiffany: ‘The heart of Dambala’… what’s that?
Chucky: An amulet! We need it to transfer our souls into human bodies.
Tiffany: OK. And where the hell is it?
Chucky: [Holding up newspaper clipping of his death] I was wearing it around my neck the night those bastards gunned me down. It was buried with my corpse, in Hackensack, New Jersey.
Tiffany: All right. Let’s go.
Chucky: Oh, sure. I’ll steer and you can work the peddles. We’re DOLLS ya dope!
Tiffany: [Begins to cry] Oh my god, what are we gonna do!
Chucky: Aye aye aye.
[Tiffany continues to cry]
Chucky: Shut up!
Tiffany: [Stops crying] You shut up.

Spelling Computer: Spell “woman”.
Spelling Computer: B-I-T-C-H. That is incorrect. The correct spelling of woman in “W-O-M…
Chucky: [throws spelling computer against the wall] Shows how much you know.

[Warren is trying to get into Jesse’s van, and goes off for a crowbar]
Tiffany: Who the hell’s this bozo? What’s he doing?
Chucky: Screwing with our ride, that’s what.
[pulls out knife]
Chucky: Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Tiffany: Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?
Chucky: What are you talking about?
Tiffany: For god’s sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky: Who the f**k is Martha Stewart?
Tiffany: My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven’t had time to shop? You improvise.

Tiffany: God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had.
Damien: Oh, come on, Tiff. He ain’t big enough to handle a woman like you?
Chucky: It ain’t the size that counts, asshole – it’s what you do with it.

Chucky: Tiffany! Where the f**k are you?
Jesse: You got company?
Tiffany: Nope, just babysitting. Foul-mouthed little f**ker.

Chucky: [Warren is hit in the face with a bunch of nails, making him look like Pinhead from Hellraiser (1987)] Why does that look so familiar?

Chucky: Bitch! You broke my neck!

Tiffany: Oh, my God. I’m crying. I wonder if all the plumbing works.
Chucky: Well, I don’t know about you but I’m starting to feel a bit like Pinocchio here. And I am anatomically correct.

Best Seed of Chucky Quotes 

Tiffany: Where are your mother and father?
Chucky: [whispering] Judging by that face, my guess is they’re hiding.
Tiffany: Shut up, you asshole.

Chucky: This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts.

Chucky: I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!

Chucky: If this is what it takes to be human, then I’d rather take my chances as a supernaturally-possessed doll! It’s much less complicated! Think about it! What’s so great about being human? You get sick! You get old! As a doll, I’m infamous! I am Chucky! The killer doll!

Tiffany: I’m not getting pregnant again, I’ll tell you that much. My mother always said, “Once is a blessing, twice is a curse.”
Chucky: Well, that would explain your sister.

Chucky: He looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Chucky: Come to papa!

Glen: Why do you kill?
Chucky: Umm… hobby, I guess.

Interviewer: [wrapping up a news segment on the new film “Chucky Goes Psycho”] Thanks for the interview, Chucky.
Chucky: F**k you very much.

Chucky: It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Chucky: [after killing Britney Spears] “Oops, I did it again!”

Aafter running off a Britney look alike off the road]
Chucky: Oops! I did it again.
[laughs maniacally]

Chucky: We’re not from Japan! We’re from Jersey!

Tiffany: What’s your name?
Glen: Shitface.
Chucky: [snort]

Tiffany: They’re executing Martha Stewart this morning.
Chucky: I don’t think I can take 9 months of this shit.
Tiffany: Silly Chucky. It’s a voodoo pregnancy. It’s accelerated.
Chucky: How “accelerated”?
[a very pregnant Jennifer Tilly walks into bathroom mirror; screams]
Chucky: Oh.

Chucky: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won’t shut up!

Chucky: [dragging Redman’s body] Look how big his feet are. You know what they say…

Glen: But, isn’t violence bad?
Chucky: No, son. “Violins.” Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country.

Chucky: Paparazzi scumbag!

Jennifer Tilly: Why doesn’t anybody take me seriously?
Chucky: Nice tits.
Jennifer Tilly: Thank you.

Glen: But violence is bad. It said so on TV.
Chucky: Not violence… Vio-lins! Violins are bad.

Tiffany: [talking with Glen] Where are your parents?
Chucky: Judging from that face, my guess is they’re hiding.
Tiffany: Shut up, you asshole.
Chucky: Well, c’mon! It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Chucky: [to Jennifer, holds a cup of his own sperm] What am I supposed to do with this?
[Jennifer screams in horror and runs off]

Chucky: [looking at magazines, see Kelly Carlson on the cover] Done her.


Best Curse of Chucky Quotes

Chucky: It’s time to play!

Chucky: [In his Good Guy voice] I like to be hugged!

Nica: You know it’s called Completion Anxiety. It’s very common in males… You are a male, aren’t you?
Chucky: [glares] Oh, I’m gonna kill you slow!
Nica: [laughs] Oh now I get it! 25 years, must be the slowest murder in history! I mean, what have you been waiting for? A sign from God?

Barb: [after Chucky runs up to her with his knife] Oh my God! Alice!
Chucky: Alice, is MINE! Now she knows,
[peels the rest of his disguise off]
Chucky: there is no God!
Chucky: [looks at Barb] You have your mother’s eyes. And they were always too F**KING CLOSE TOGETHER!
[violently stabs his knife into Barb’s eye]

Chucky: Say ‘hi’ to the little woman for me!

Chucky: Your turn!

Alice: Chucky, I’m scared!
Chucky: [laughs] You f**king should be!

Chucky: I’m gonna get you!

Chucky: Women. Can’t live with ’em. Period.

Nica: You’re Charles Lee Ray.
Chucky: My friends call me Chucky.
Nica: You’re dead.
Chucky: No, you’re are.
Nica: Why us?
Chucky: Didn’t your mother even mention me? I’m an old friend of the family.

Alice: Chucky, you found me!
Chucky: I told you I would.
Alice: Where’s Grandma?
Chucky: In the cellar?
Alice: What’s she doing down there?
Chucky: Nothin’.
Alice: Chucky, Mommy and Daddy are dead. Aunty Nica killed them.
Chucky: But I’m your friend to the end, Alice. And now it’s time to play.
Alice: Hide-and-seek?
Chucky: Hide the soul. And guess what? Your it.
Alice: Why do I always have to be it?
Chucky: Because you’re somebody that no one would ever suspect. Now, close your eyes.

[last lines]
Andy Barclay: [aims shotgun in Chucky’s face] Play with this.
Chucky: Andy…
[fires gun, screen goes black]


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